Say what ?! [Part Two]

I don’t believe that for a second. You couldn’t even pull the ginger one from Girls Aloud.

I nearly ran over a tourist this morning on my way to work. Yet they still had the nerve to get me to wind down my window and ask me for directions!

Tattoos are for jailbirds and lesbians.

I don’t want to hear it and I don’t care how big you may think it is.

McDonalds – nutritionally invalid.

If you need to use the toliet then just go. Stop whinging. How does that bush over there look to you?

He should have known that mobiles with cameras on them aren’t allowed in the pool area. Pervert.

One for every night of the week is fine, but Sunday is the day of the football.

Don’t make me slap you in the name of grammar.

 

Say what?! [Part One]

Whether you’re eavesdropping on the bus, happen to over-hear a conversation by accident or are simply standing too close to someone while in the queue, we all over-hear things we probably shouldn’t. Below are some of these; all over-heard out and about in the beautiful city of Edinburgh, Scotland.

You are a dangleberry on societies asshole.

‘Have a nice day now!’ – God, how patronising is that? I don’t even like stereotypes but Americans are wankers.

David Cameron? Don’t make me laugh.

You know whats gay, when your trying to find something and you realise you already have it.

T in the park is for pussies.

We really need to get a new hoover, that piece of crap just has no sucking action.

It’s amazing how quickly you can go off people.

Yeah whatever we’re not on Oprah now so you can stop clicking your fingers at me.

You know what you should do if that happens don’t you. You should kick him in his mangina.

Elton John is a self-righteous prick.

You know that guy Martin, he’s only fifteen and he caught his best friend in the shower with his mum. It’s not that even that it’s that bad, it’s just the principal of it being his best friend you know?.

You’ll have forgotten what trousers feel like by the time you get back home.